I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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