"it" just moved
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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