Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Boobs are out for the taking
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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