Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my sisters under your porch take her home
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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