Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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