we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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