Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
