R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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