Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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