Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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