It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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