You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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