You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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