I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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