i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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