I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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