i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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