Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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