kristin has been a bad kristin
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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