god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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