you turned your livingroom into a bong?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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