so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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