youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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