whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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