No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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