Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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