okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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