New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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