just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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