He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
