lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already