Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding