how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.