just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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