So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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