Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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