Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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