Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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