Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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