we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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