You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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