he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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