Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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