VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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