In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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