Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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