i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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