I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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