I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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