Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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