we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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