All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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