I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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