like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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