Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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