she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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