whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he shaved USA in his pubs
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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