Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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