I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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